I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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