If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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