Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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