Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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