How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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