Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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