Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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