i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
if i died would you start the facebook group?
the day after is always just damage control
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The feeling are messing with the penis
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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