Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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