Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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