just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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