I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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