he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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