I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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