i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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