Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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