Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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