We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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