Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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