I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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