Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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