When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The Olympian is in my bed
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
