He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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