I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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