i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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