Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
worst night to have a conscience
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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