I am puke
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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