what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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