Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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