i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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