ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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