I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just gargled with NyQuil
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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