Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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