Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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