you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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