her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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