So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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