he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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