yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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