just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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