im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
