So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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