I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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