I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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