Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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