Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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