I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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