no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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