hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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