You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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