Welp...herpes.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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