i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
organizing the empties. That sober.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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