dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
