it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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