I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
