I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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